My trip diary

My night.

I started off going to a burlesque show, to which I got into by saying “I’m on the list”. GUYS I WAS ON A LIST!
Next stop, my cousin’s friend can get into a lot of places without waiting in line or paying. She just says “they’re with me”.
GUYS I WAS WITH PEOPLE
So we went to a redneck bar where you get buckets of peanuts and just throw the shells on the floor.
Next stop, we went to an underground club which was pretty much a rave and we danced our asses off for hours.
All in all it was fantastic.